How About a Bowl of I Don't Give a Shit? - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Blue Lagoon Arched distressed orange serif text

Arched distressed orange serif text reads "HANCOCK INFANTS" above a vintage cartoon illustration of a baby's face wearing a light blue baseball cap

Formatting a middle school joke like a Hemingway quote is the kind of misplaced confidence that deserves its own TED talk

YOU'RE NOT PIZZA

and anyone who appreciates a touch of retro humor

Posterized portrait of Chet Donnelly in a white rectangular frame shows his face in warm tones wearing dark aviator sunglasses and a black fedora with a light band

How About a Bowl of I Don't Give a Shit? - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Blue Lagoon Arched distressed orange serif textPresenting indifference in a steaming bowl is the most honest thing a 1950s housewife has ever done. Casseroles were never going to fix anything, but at least the apathy is served hot. The Details: White retro text at the top reads "How about a bowl of." A white vintage clip art illustration of a smiling 1950s housewife in an apron presents a steaming bowl, rendered in a mid century advertisement style. White text below reads "I don't give a shit."